Quick story.... so i park my bike in a designated motorcycle "parking" on my way to class wed morning. The parking spot is a poor excuse for a lawn placed inbetween two of the buildings on campus, the math and the engineering building. Take my class.. come out and see this piece of crap beat up sports bike ( i don't hate sports bike don't get me wrong). The things looks like it's been dropped atleast 80 over. It's a faded maroon/brown color with a cardboard liscense plate claiming he got his tags stolen. well any ways... i see this dude in full textile gear and a nice helmet straddle the bike pull out of his spot and then start to leave the parking lot full of people walking to class and i thought nothing of it. Next thing i know i hear a rev, the bike go up down and wobble until this guy has the bike fall flat on his leg. LMAO it SEEMS like he wanted to do a wheelie, dropped the clutch and decided other wise. I swear on my life this guy didn't know how to ride anysort of 2 wheeled terror. A whole group of construction workers walked over and asked him if he was ok and did that whole get up. They help him pick up his 600 form the 1980's and you could tell he was embarrassed as hell trying to play it off...

Moral of the story... be a jack ass like me and rev ur bike as u roll by (oh if you can't "stunt" or want to show off your bike..practice in private first..)